god,
my giant dog just jumped on my foot.
charming.
i'm not in a good mood at the minute.
so i thought i'd share it with you people.
molly & i are on MSN with nothing to say,
i didn't go to the hairdressers, and i'm peeved.
i overslept - as usual. but another thing,
i mentioned in another post that wales is getting sunnier?
i think i've literally cursed wales now.
it's wet, disgusting, cold, foggy and rainy.
my foot now really hurts, and my dog went off in a huff.
now i'm on the bed with my smaller (and less dangerous) dog,
called suki. she's very adorable.
molly is telling me she can see my tits on webcam.
which is funny because she can't.
fantasies can make people crazy.
no, i joke, stop. *cough*
also, she just told me she's making up a story called "death is like sex".
my sollution "forever shitting" is probably the better one.
adios.
lyds.
my giant dog just jumped on my foot.
charming.
i'm not in a good mood at the minute.
so i thought i'd share it with you people.
molly & i are on MSN with nothing to say,
i didn't go to the hairdressers, and i'm peeved.
i overslept - as usual. but another thing,
i mentioned in another post that wales is getting sunnier?
i think i've literally cursed wales now.
it's wet, disgusting, cold, foggy and rainy.
my foot now really hurts, and my dog went off in a huff.
now i'm on the bed with my smaller (and less dangerous) dog,
called suki. she's very adorable.
molly is telling me she can see my tits on webcam.
which is funny because she can't.
fantasies can make people crazy.
no, i joke, stop. *cough*
also, she just told me she's making up a story called "death is like sex".
my sollution "forever shitting" is probably the better one.
adios.
lyds.
Hello, number one, we did have things to talk about, two, I could see your tits and you should try wearing less revealing tops - you look like Claire. Three, I wonder if there is a book called 'Death is like sex' and I wonder what it would be about. 'Forever Shitting' is quite a good idea, a novel about a girl who has pooing problems and spends her whole life on the toilet. It could be a good exercise for my empathy - 'I sat on the icy toilet seat, frozen urine icicles hanging from the lid and felt my arsehole expand'. Sorry I'm so very sick,
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